Well, at least according to this person's teacher. But hey, I think it checks out.
hay guise trimmed ma beard lol #selfie
just tidied ma room #sofreshsoclean
omg look at this view xoxox #nofilter
chillin at da club #faded
Vincent Van Gogh Was Definitely The 19th Century Version Of Instagram
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28 Reasons You Should Be Excited That "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" Is Coming Back
The dream is coming true.
Today Colin Mochrie, the arch-duke of improv, tweeted this:
And, appropriately, everyone reacted to the news like this:
Because it means maybe we'll find out who Colin's real parents are:
Or what goes on in Obama's head:
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The 38 Best Local News Captions Of All Time
Local news is weird. Like, really weird.
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The 22 Most Soul-Crushing Things About Working Retail
Nightmares.
When all your days start to feel like this:
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Or you just feel like doing this every day:
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And your daily routine feels a lot like this:
When a customer asks to speak with your manager:
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"Mythbusters" Is Basically Just "Jackass" With A Lot More Science
Everything makes so much more sense now.
Via: reddit.com
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18 Movies From Your Childhood That Are Way Darker Than They Seem
Right in the childhood.
Finding Nemo
A man and his wife are admiring their home, when a murderer attacks them and brutally kills the wife and all of their children except one. Great premise for a fun movie.
Fox And The Hound
This movie was essentially about how if you are different from someone else, the existential void between you both will inevitably grow so large that your friendship will die. Nice, healthy message.
An American Tail
Another classic topic for a kids' movie: The misery of Russian Jews forced to flee persecution, abuse, and other inhuman horrors in their native land. These ones are mice!
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Remember that story about the self-destructive, alcoholic detective who investigates a series of horrific murders by a sadistic maniac? Yeah, that was a great kids' movie.
"Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother, I talked... just... like... THIS!"
And if that doesn't do it for you, here's one word that will forever haunt your dreams: "Dip."
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Chandler's New Computer On "Friends" Will Make You Realize How Far Technology Has Come
Though the reason we're using it? Not so much.
-12 MB of Ram
-500 MB harddrive
-Built in spread-sheet capabilities
-And a modem that transmits at over 28,000 BPS
To be honest, I'm a little jealous of the spread-sheet capabilities of his computer.
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The 28 Most Important Lessons We Learned From "Drake And Josh"
Listen up, BROTHAAAAS!
Hot-dogs don't like to get dressed up:
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Don't boss the delivery man around:
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It's pretty easy to ruin being cool:
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Oprah kisses a lot like a golden retriever:
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The 30 Happiest Facts Of All Time
You need this if you're having a rough day.
Otters hold hands while sleeping so they don't float apart.
Source: Photo by Joe Robertson / via: flickr.com
Norway once knighted a penguin.
The penguin's full name is Colonel-in-Chief Sir Nils Olav.
Via: neatorama.com
Blind people smile despite having never seen someone smile before. It is just a natural human reaction.
Via: therodinhoods.com
Despite there being a 1 in 40 million chance of you having been born, your ancestors have successfully had children up until you.
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13 Of The Most Terrifying Sounds You Will Ever Hear
Don't listen to these. OK, don't say I didn't warn you.
Saturn:
From the YouTube description: "The Cassini spacecraft has been detecting intense radio emissions from the planet Saturn. They come from the planet's aurorae, where magnetic field lines thread the polar regions. These signals have been shifted into the range of human hearing and compressed in time."
Recording from 1860:
Terrifying.
Warning sirens:
Self-explanatory. Just terrifying.
The Bloop:
An unexplained sound from the bottom of the ocean.
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Move Aside Courtney Stodden: Courtland Stodden Has Arrived!
A NEW ERA HAS BEGUN, STODDENITES!!!
Feast your eyes on this, Stodden-heads.
Via: dlisted.com
Today, we are all Courtland posing seductively.
Today, we are all Courtland making love to a dog.
Today, we are all Courtland giving us a link to a fake Facebook via state of the art iMovie editing.
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22 Things That Will Look Really Terrifying In 20 Years
The future is a scary place.
Justin Bieber:
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A little baby:
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A thumb:
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A cat:
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33 Pictures That Should Be Left In The '90s
Some things about the '90s should just be forgotten.
Aaron Carter wearing a suit made out of coats and weird, mutant clogs:
Joey Lawrence dressed as a shitty genie:
And Destiny's Child dressed as even shittier genies:
Image by Jim Smeal/WireImage
Celine Dion getting ready for her Target interview:
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8 Things That Will Make Your Palms Sweat Uncontrollably
Have you ever reacted physically to something on the internet? Well, get ready.
Palm sweat level: moist.
Palm sweat level: puddle.
Via: threadless.com
Palm sweat level: pool.
Palm sweat level: pond.
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A Cat That Just Ate A Wasp Totally Looks Like Benedict Cumberbatch
I just want some answers.
EXHIBIT A: Benedict Cumberbatch
Image by Ben Pruchnie / Getty Images
EXHIBIT B: A cat that just tried to eat a wasp
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EXHIBIT C: Benedict Cumberbatch and a cat that tried to eat a wasp
EXHIBIT D: Benedict Cumberbatch morphed with a cat that tried to eat a wasp
ANY QUESTIONS?!?!??!
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26 Reasons You Should Wish Your Best Friend Was Andy Dwyer From "Parks And Recreation"
Best friends forever and ever and ever and ever amen.
He'd get out of trouble with the police:
And keep you away from negative influences:
He's honest:
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And just wants to make sure you're healthy:
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A Tribute To The Greatest Red-Carpet Outfit Of All Time: Da Brat's SpongeBob Suit
A landmark in fashion.
"Dave, what goes into the perfect red carpet outfit?"
It's a question that gets asked of me a lot, often several times a day. While countless folks have begged me to write on the subject, it just didn't feel right. I'd tell them that the topic is too controversial, the debate too heated, the designers much too good friends of mine. Well, that was then. This is now. I'm pleased to finally break my silence and bring you what I believe - nay - what I know to be the greatest red carpet outfit of all time. Without further ado...
Presenting: Da Brat at the 2002 BET Awards.
Image by SGranitz/WireImage for BET Entertainment
Now, you're probably wondering (and I don't blame you, because if you have never seen this outfit before you clearly have never seen high fash (industry term for "fashion") before. No worries. Let's dissect how to achieve an outfit like this masterpiece.
Step One: Put your hair up using NO FEWER than seven scrunchies.
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40 Pictures That Prove That Everything Is Better With Googly Eyes
No argument.
Make-up ads:
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Xboxes:
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Diapers:
Earthquake detection kits:
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38 People Who Should Not Be Allowed To Use The Internet
Please exit the internet at your earliest convenience.
People who don't know how maps work:
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Or how hearts work:
Or how the letter "d" works:
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25 Things That Will Definitely Make You Smile
Guaranteed.
First, take a look at Usain Bolt fist-bumping his biggest fan:
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And cows being released to pasture after a long winter:
Let's move onto Jay-Z making a new friend:
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Now shift your focus to the world's greatest security guard:
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