Are you zany to the max like the Animaniacs or self-conscious like Rocko’s Modern Life ?
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Are you zany to the max like the Animaniacs or self-conscious like Rocko’s Modern Life ?
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How much is your dignity really worth to you?
Except not really.
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Don’t get cocky. Big ups to r/PrematureCelebration for the inspiration and schadenfreude.
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Goodbye, Woody. The New York Knicks coach was fired on Monday. It just was never meant to be.
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MTR, save me now.
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WAKE UP, SHEEPLE.
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NO SCHOOL. ONLY GIFS.
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This one goes out to every person who has to work today. I’m so sorry.
This is HEARTBREAKING.
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1. First off, they were born in 2000 or 2001 and they're graduating in 2018. They're the class of 2018.
2. They've never lived in a world with monthly texting limits.
3. The lyric "shake it like a Polaroid picture" has no meaning to them.
4. They never knew a Destiny's Child with four members. They probably don't know Destiny's Child at all.
5. The Motorola Razr is a museum artifact:
6. Star Wars has never been a trilogy.
7. Eminem could without a doubt be their dad.
8. Or, you know, one of the dudes from Hanson could be their dad.
9. If you say, "You sound like a broken record," chances are they won't understand you.
10. This sound has no meaning:
I want to cry.
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TV is terrible. Culled from this here thread.
NO SCHOOL, ONLY MAPS.
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Aaaaand I’m hungry again.
Looks like you might need this.
1. Dorothy Parker vs. a drunk:
Drunk man: "I can't bear fools."
Parker: "Apparently your mother could."
2. Calvin Coolidge vs. some random lady at a White House dinner:
Woman: "Mr. Coolidge, I've made a bet against a fellow who said it was impossible to get more than two words out of you."
Coolidge: "You lose."
3. Winston Churchill vs. Lady Astor:
Lady Astor: "If I was your wife, sir, I would poison your coffee."
Churchill: "If I was your husband, I would drink it.
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4. Judge Rockwood Hoar vs. Mr. Wendell Phillips:
Judge Rockwood Hoar, after being asked if he would attend Mr. Wendell Phillip's funeral, replied: "No, I am not invited, but I approve of it nevertheless."
5. P.G. Wodehouse on dating:
Wodehouse: "She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when.'"
6. Irving Stone vs. William Jennings Bryan:
Stone: "His mind was like a soup dish, wide and shallow; it could hold a small amount of nearly anything, but the slightest jarring spilled the soup into somebody's lap."
7. Truman Capote vs. Jack Kerouac:
Capote: "That's not writing, that's typing."
8. Abraham Lincoln vs. the haters:
Lincoln, after being called two-faced: "I leave it to my audience. If I had another face, do you think I would wear this one?"
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We all know that pictures in textbooks never make any damn sense. Let’s see if we can make some with the help of this thread .
NOTHING IS AS IT SEEMS. Big ups to r/MisleadingThumbnails for the inspiration.
Nope, it's a big ol' pelican.
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YES, I CAN AND I MAY GO TO THE BATHROOM.
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